Is this for rEaLiO?

February 5, 2008

Me:     Can you grab daughter some sweats for me to take her for cheerleading practice?

Hubs:     No problem dear.  Anything for you sweetie.

Me:     Wow.  Thanks!  I appreciate it.

(thinking — seriously?  I nag and you obey?  It’s that simple?  Niiiiiiiice.)

Hubs:  Here you go darlin’.

Me:     Wait… Are these stained? 

(sniff, sniff because I have a power sniffer)

Me:     They don’t stink but they’re not Downy fresh.  Are these dirty?

Hubs:  I don’t know if they are or not.

Me:    I think these are dirty.  They look like they have cheese sauce on them.  Do you think they’re dirty??  I don’t understand why she would have dirty sweats in her drawer.

Hubs:  I don’t know.

Me:     Where did you find these?

Hubs:  In the dirty clothes hamper.

Me:     Seriously?  Are you kidding me?!  How could you not know they’re dirty if you pulled them out of the dirty.clothes.hamper. — the place where we put the dirty clothes??

Hubs:  Well how was I supposed to know?

 Me:  Really?  …  Really?!

**It’s worth mentioning that hubs really didn’t know that the sweat pants could be dirty.  His thought process is that…  is that…  Actually I don’t quite understand his thought process but he seriously didn’t understand how I could be so sure that clothes in the dirty clothes place could be so certainly dirty. 

This is my life.


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